A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With
his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in
general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when
the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard
on your knee!"